every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
Teddy Lupin casting a patronus and everyone starts freaking out bc hOLY SHIT IS THAT A WEREWOLF
but the only thing Teddy feels is the comfort of knowing that his father is still there, protecting him
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
I feel like Teddy would be weirdly fond of his Weasley Jumper
Yesterday I saw a tweet that said “5SOS are the Green Day of our generation” and I had a good laugh. Green Day are the Green Day of our generation.
I don’t even like Green Day but this is pretty darn true. I mean if 5SOS wanted to start a political movement then they’d MAYBE have a tiny point. 5SOS sing about “woahs” and “heys”.
YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER
NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL
BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES
AND WE WERE GRATEFUL
New back covers for the Harry Potter book series by Jonny Duddle